|It's not just all chemical works on Teesside, you know.|
Viewing the urban extent of Teesside in the north-east of England, my friend could see some goings-on if he squinted just so. He drew them and sent them to me with the following note:
"The urban area of Teesside resembles a man hitting a clown, while another man strangles an ostrich prior to hitting it with a piece of bacon. Watch out for the out-of-control squirrel surfing on a vacuum cleaner".
And if you study the picture above, you should be able to see all those things.
Now, take a look at the outline of your own town on a map, and see what you can make out...