|My Pointless friend, Richard, yesterday (yes, it really was yesterday). His brother is in Suede, apparently.|
I have a wish. A pointless wish. I should like a researcher from the BBC quiz show Pointless to knock on my door and give me 100 seconds to name as many breeds of cat as possible. Failing that, as many countries with horizontal tricolour flags, or match up as many rulers of Britain with their nicknames - "Harefoot"? I know that one!
Please, please, let it happen.