|The King of Rompelstan, yesterday.|
Firstly, there are the sensible names that the family use daily.
Secondly, there are names that are peculiar and particular to only one cat: names that help keep a cat's tail perpendicular.
And thirdly, all cats have a secret name, that only they know...
Well, my cats have their everyday names. They are known as Tommy and Minty to the rest of the world.
They also have a variety of peculiar names, according to my mood and their fancy. See Tommy Pom Poms and Minty Minstrel on Kittenwar!(Come on Minty, you so cute! Tommy! Get down from those curtains!).
But recently, I have felt that I have come very close to guessing Tommy's real name - the one that only he should know. I can tell by the loving looks he gives me when I say these names:
Pompadom, Pomplemousse, Rompelstiltskin, and, most revealingly of all, The King Of Rompelstan.
And just yesterday, I caught him wearing a golden crown, just like a real king...