Minty and Tommy have been reviewing cat food for this publication over the weekend.
Minty (pictured, left, with a mint on his nose) has been trying out Felix pouches for the first time. He recounts here his views on the Turkey flavoured pouch (translated from the original Mintese):
"A good gooey sloppiness when plopping on to my dish (Ed: Is it okay to say "plopping" on Blogger?). Smells almost as good when I burp it up half an hour after woofing (or should that be miaowing?) it down. Educational too: the packet helps me to learn the word for turkey in eight different languages. Did you know that the Finnish for turkey is 'kalkkunaa'. I do!"
Tommy was asleep and unavailable for comment as we went to press.