Monday, 15 November 2010

Reminder To Self: 21 Squirrels

Please note: these aren't real squirrels.
Brownsea Island has been visited every last Friday in Autumn half-term for a few years now. It's a family tradition. There are peacocks, chickens and spoonbills to be seen and admired on the island, but better than all of these are the adorable red squirrels. Smaller than the alien (but well-established) and more familiar grey squirrel, the red squirrel is officially Britain's Cutest Squirrel.

Every year, if we are quiet enough, the shy little creatures reveal themselves, carefully leaping between the branches of the numerous trees, or sometimes scampering around amongst the leaf litter with a hazelnut in their tiny paws. And every year, we count each squirrel and total them up at the end of the day. And every year, within weeks, we have forgotten how many we saw.

So, this year, I am writing down the number of red squirrels seen on the trip to Brownsea Island in 2010.

And the final total this year was...21! This may have been a record number, but as I have never written the total down before, it equally well may not be!

Sunday, 14 November 2010

Thatcher's Hatchlings: One Of Them Did Not Burn.

Indestructible. 
The hatchlings all burned very nicely.

However, Thatcher remained unburnt. Look out Hell! She's fireproof!

Sunday, 7 November 2010

Thatcher's Hatchlings: Before...

Nick's wondering just what he's let himself in for. Dave and George are as smarmy as ever.
Bonfire Night 2010. Can you guess what happened next to dear old Mrs Thatcher and her newly-hatched spawn?

Friday, 5 November 2010

My Pointless Friend Richard

My Pointless friend, Richard, yesterday (yes, it really was yesterday). His brother is in Suede, apparently.

I have a wish. A pointless wish. I should like a researcher from the BBC quiz show Pointless to knock on my door and give me 100 seconds to name as many breeds of cat as possible. Failing that, as many countries with horizontal tricolour flags, or match up as many rulers of Britain with their nicknames - "Harefoot"? I know that one!

Please, please, let it happen.